It's much better to be single then in a relationship where you feel like a constant failure.


Marilyn Monroe

I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

Mitch Hedberg

If you find yourself lost in the woods, fuck it! Build a house. "Well, I was lost, but now I live here. I have severely improved my predicament.